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A Departed Sugary Spinoff...
Cartoon rendering of Team KRUNCH on one of their secret snack missions.
Welcome to the Underbelly of Sweet City
Sweet City wasn’t just a town; it was a sugary cesspool where the powerful Sugar Mob ran the streets, led by the ruthless kingpin, Carmelo Crunch, a caramel cluster with a soft center but a killer instinct. His right-hand man, Jelly Jolt, a sour jellybean with an anger management problem, ran the day-to-day operations.
On the other side of the law, Officer Chuck Chip, a half-baked chocolate chip cookie with a crumbling moral compass, had been tasked with bringing down the Sugar Mob. The problem was, the cops were about as clean as a sticky cotton candy floor. Unbeknownst to them, Carmelo Crunch had already planted Officer Nutty Nougat, a shady nougat-filled candy bar, right in their precinct.
Chuck Chip knew one thing for sure: The Sugar Mob was growing too powerful, and they had to go down, even if it meant getting his hands a little sticky. So, he went undercover as "Charlie Crumble", a lowly snack hustler desperate for some sugar-coated cash.
An abstract image depicting the corruption having hold over Sweet City.
The Double Cross and the Half-Baked Plot
Charlie Crumble's initiation into the Sugar Mob was as absurd as it was dangerous. His first job? Sneak into the Sugar Corp factory and "accidentally" mix low-sugar alternatives into the batch.
“You want me to sabotage their shit?” Charlie asked, trying to act tough while shaking in his cookie boots.
“Yeah, fudge face,” Jelly Jolt snarled. “Think of it like adding raisins to a chocolate chip cookie—screws up the whole damn batch.”
But things weren’t so simple. Inside the factory, Carmelo’s lieutenant Taffy Toffee, an overly stretchy toffee monster, kept an eye on every new recruit like a hawk. If Charlie Crumble slipped up, he’d be wrapped up and thrown into the "Meltdown," a giant vat of boiling sugar syrup where snacks go to dissolve.
Meanwhile, Officer Nutty Nougat played both sides, leaking every move of the police force straight back to Carmelo. The real kicker? Nutty Nougat had a sweet deal going on the side with Sergeant Skippy, an unhinged peanut butter cup with a split personality, who also had no idea he was being played by the Sugar Mob. It was a fudgin' snack-packaged mess.
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Snack City's Violent Showdown
With tension building, the entire operation came to a boiling point during The Great Gumdrop Heist, when the Sugar Mob planned to rob a shipment of rare gumdrop-flavored energy chews (the kind that make you see rainbows and probably cause hallucinations).
Officer Chuck Chip had managed to secretly tip off the cops, but the real problem? Nutty Nougat tipped off Carmelo Crunch. As the heist was about to go down, both sides had no idea they were walking into a double ambush.
Carmelo Crunch pulled out a lollipop stick from his caramel body like a sword. “Time to knock the fillings out of these cops,” he growled.
The cops arrived, led by Lieutenant Fudge Brownie, an old, bitter fudgy officer whose only joy in life was arresting sugary criminals.
“Drop your weapons! You’re all going straight to the snack aisle!” Fudge shouted.
It didn’t take long before the bullets—er, candy bullets—started flying. Sugar packets exploded in midair like confetti bombs. Jelly Jolt took out three officers by tossing sour jellybeans at their heads, blinding them with acidic bursts.
“Sweet dreams, a-holes!” he yelled, cackling maniacally.
But it was Chuck Chip, now fully embraced as Charlie Crumble, who took down Carmelo Crunch in the most ridiculous way possible—by shoving a low-sugar protein bar straight into Carmelo’s caramel heart.
“You traitorous cookie!” Carmelo spat, his caramel body leaking as he melted into a gooey mess. “You ruined my empire...with...low-calorie bullsh*#$!”
In the chaos, Nutty Nougat tried to escape but was caught by Fudge Brownie, who had him wrapped up in chocolate-coated cuffs before he could even run.
As Carmelo’s reign crumbled (pun intended), Sweet City slowly began to recover. Officer Chuck Chip got his badge back, but he was forever changed. No longer just a crumbling cookie, he was now a hardened snack ready to take on whatever the candy-coated world had to throw at him.
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Epilogue: Sweet Justice Served
Officer Chuck Chip stood over Carmelo Crunch’s crumbled remains, feeling the weight of the city’s sugar problem lifted off his half-baked shoulders. Nutty Nougat had been taken into custody, but not before Fudge Brownie took one last bite out of crime—literally, by biting Nutty Nougat’s arm off.
As Chuck Chip looked out over Sweet City, now free of its saccharine overlords, he muttered, “I’m just a low-sugar cop in a high-sugar world.”
But, as always, the POINTS! universe isn’t done. Somewhere in the distance, a new gang of sugar-pushing marshmallow baddies was ready to rise, and Chuck Chip was ready to knock the fillings out of them.
Cue the overly dramatic guitar solo and candy-coated credits rolling in the background.
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A caramel cluster fudge of a cop with a soft center for justice, but a killer instinct.
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