POINTS! Gift Card ~ ULTIMATE SUGAR FIGHTER x Welcome to War | Rebuy
Welcome to the Final Battle, Ultimate Sugar Fighter!
Congratulations, warrior! You've ascended to the highest tier in our relentless crusade against the vile Sugar Corp with your $30 Gift Card. This is more than just a gift card—this is your badge of honor, signifying your elite status in the war against sugary tyranny.
Card Features:
- Amount: $30
- Title: The Ultimate Sugar Fighter
- Visual: An insanely gory cartoon showcasing our POINTS! mascots in an epic, fiery battle against Sugar Corp goons. Picture Ace with a flamethrower, Giggles wielding a chainsaw, ROXX smashing heads with her bare hands, La La casting deadly spells, and Snazzy hacking the enemy's systems. In the background, Sugar Corp's headquarters crumbles in flames.
Description: You've reached the pinnacle of badassery, officially becoming The Ultimate Sugar Fighter. Use this $30 Gift Card to stock up on your favorite POINTS! products and keep the fight alive. Every purchase you make with this card is another nail in Sugar Corp's coffin.
Join Ace, Giggles, ROXX, La La, and Snazzy as they unleash absolute mayhem on the sugar-infested goons. With this card, you’re not just a customer—you’re a certified sugar-slaying legend, feared by Sugar Corp and celebrated by health-conscious rebels everywhere.
Instructions for Claiming Your Gift Card:
- Check Your Email: Look out for an email from us with your unique gift card code. (No, it’s not spam, and yes, it’s as awesome as it sounds.)
- Enter the Code at Checkout: When you're ready to make your next purchase, enter your unique gift card code at checkout. (Think of it as a secret weapon to obliterate sugar cravings.)
- Claim Your $30 Credit: Watch in awe as your total drops, courtesy of your hard-earned $30 credit. (Feel free to laugh maniacally as you picture Emma M’s defeat.)
So, what are you waiting for? Arm yourself with the best snacks in the universe and prepare to annihilate those sugary scumbags. With this card, you’re not just fighting back—you’re leading the charge.
The Ultimate Battle awaits.
Note: "POINTS! Gift Card - The Ultimate Sugar Fighter" is redeemable only at the Hummii Snacks online store. Any attempts to use it in real-world scenarios may result in questionable looks from your local authorities.
Power Up with POINTS!
Solo
On their own!
Trail Mix
Mix in with nuts, seeds, dried fruits, etc.
Ice Cream
An ultra delish low sugar topping
Baking
With cookies, cakes, brownies, donuts, & more
Smoothies
Blend in for a prebiotic chocolatey boost
Pass the POINTS!
Share with friends :)
A New, Nostalgic
Snack Universe!
LOW SUGAR
<1g Natural Sugar,
ZERO Added per serving.
HIGH FIBER
7g Prebiotic Fiber
per serving.
PLANT-BASED
Dark Chocolate, No Dairy.
LOW CARB
1-2g Net Carbs
per serving.
NO WEIRD
ARTIFICIAL DYES
Natural Colors from Plants,
Fruits, & Vegetables.